CHR15TMA5 DAY 0F THE R030T
:: Christmas Day of the Robot ::
:: The Servotron Evaluation of the Christmas Season ::
:: Death of the Sugar Plum Fairy ::
Ah, so tonight is the night that will find children going to bed with visions of sugar plums dancing in their heads. Or Playstation 3’s. Hey, what’s a sugar plum, anyway? Servotron might have known, but they wouldn’t have cared. The brief five year life-span of this musical collective of robots and cyborgs was solely spent encouraging their mechanical brethren to rise up and destroy their human oppressors. There is No Santa Claus!, their 1996 7-inch on Amphetamine Reptile, offered up a chilling vision of Christmas Armageddon. Fuck yeah, Merry Christmas! And be nice to your coffee maker before it turns on you.