I Am Totally Not Turned On By This




:: The Henry Hadaway Orchestra And Chorus - Turned On Toys ::

This is terrible. Do not listen to this.

OK, maybe you ought to, just to remind you of what can happen when bad ideas come to fruition. This is so many bad ideas rolled into one. You've got an orchestra all hopped on disco-mania, playing an unholy amalgamation of Christmas music and old timey children's songs, topped off with insufferably stiff British vocals. Oh, and they threw in the Mickey Mouse Club theme right in the middle. I only chose this track because its title was slightly more gross than "Turned On Reindeer," something I've probably already witnessed on an episode of Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.


Tony

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 12:04:00 PM

Happy Christmas! And thanks for the songs.    



Tuesday, January 09, 2007 7:30:00 AM

Brillian Christmas CD, great chorus and production. Love the medley dance idea, I remember it was a big hit in the US on RCA Records.

I think Mr Henry Hadaway is the producer of various genres of music from the Sandpipers to Frankie Vaughan.

I'm not sure but it could be the same producer of the Birdie Song by the Tweets and the punk rock band Neon Hearts.    



Sunday, March 25, 2007 10:07:00 PM

This record should be released every year. Its fun, Christmassy and light hearted. Enjoyed it immensely!    



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